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1) What the piece is and in general terms how you would stage it.I will look over all submissions with our TD, let people know what we think is feasible and a good idea.
2) Who the artists involved are with short bios.
3) What the technical requirements would be (remember, we don’t have much).
4) Why you think you can draw an audience.
White. A baby sings the highest and lowest audible notes simultaneously for one minute.(in Basque) This perpetual-motion machine is calculating π.
Lights fade down. The baby hovers next to an operating Rube Goldberg machine.
Time.This is my pet wolf. (petting him) I’m the only one who can do this. (roughhousing with him) I rescued him from hunters so he’s completely loyal to me.
The baby whistles. A wolf appears.
The wolf sits stage-right.This is my pet crow. I found it on the ground one day. I set its wing and nursed it back to health. Now it refuses to leave me.
Time.
A crow lands on the baby’s shoulder.
The crow caws and flies to the wolf’s head.Does anyone have someone they’d like me to murder?
Time.(to the audience member who pointed) It’s lucky you know Basque. It’s a pretty tough language.
An audience member points at another audience member, whom the baby kills. Fleeing. Mass panic.
Order restores.
One million Grade 8 students enter. A disco-ball lowers. Alphaville’s “Forever Young” plays. The students pair off and slow-dance.I’m glad I got to see that.
“Forever Young” ends. Everyone has their first kiss, falls in love, and exits.
Time.He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t surface. Blue whales can hold their breath a pretty long time.
The upstage curtain ignites and burns, revealing a blue whale swimming in an aquarium beyond. The water catches fire. The flames shine through the aquarium, filling the theatre.
Time.Does anyone have any questions? I can speak any language.
The Basque-speaking audience member explains this. The baby fields questions in various languages. The answers are true. Tears. Laughter.Intermission.
The machine dings and starts to spit ticker-tape.
House lights. A sustained recording of a rabbit screaming.
Rabbit screaming ends. Audience returns. The theatre is filled with ticker-tape. The water still burns. House lights out.Here’s what happens when you die:
Darkness. A PowerPoint presentation plays across the aquarium.
Lights up. The baby reads out π from the ticker-tape.
The crow eats the wolf.
Inside the aquarium, the blue whale begins to thrash…
Time slows down.
WHAT: Reading of Taylor Sutherland’s The Sand FactoryAll are welcome. For more information, please contact Laura Nordin.
WHEN: Monday, February 4 @ 8 pm
WHERE: The Concord Café – 937 Bloor St. West
(Just West of Ossington subway station on the south side)
CAST: Shaun McComb, Greta Papageorgiu, Ross McKie, Justin Friesen, Cayle Chernin.